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The genie had already ruined his first two wishes and the man didn’t want to be the owner of the world’s largest rooster....

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“You are way too fast, there’s no way I could ever catch up with you.”

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They registered as a color guard for the Fourth of July Parade.

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It was mainly out of curiosity.

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"I just panicked when I heard them growling, I didn't mean to do it."

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The 18 wheeler rolled straight off the cliff so of course the driver died too, unfortunately.

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Our baby used to poop like 4 or more times a day, and honestly we were breaking the bank just to pay for diapers.

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Does anybody know why babies stare so hard at things that aren’t there?

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[MAR21] In the spirit of spring cleaning, she’d remove and dispose of all the things that didn’t bring her joy.

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I was always a huge fan of McGayver and his creative fixes to uncommon problems.

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