/u/IWasSurprisedToo's posts
[PI] A commercial airline pilot is sitting in front of an FAA Review Board, which is deciding whether or not to permanently revoke his/her license for grossly inappropriate behavior. They have a tape player with a cockpit recording of the incident. They click “play.”
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[PI] An astronaut on the ISS has been meditating for several hours. Suddenly, a unfamiliar voice speaks to her telepathically. It's the Sun.
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[WP] Your high school class has opened the time capsule it buried at your 25-year reunion. Instead of the CDs and letters you all were expecting, it contained a single human skull. One whose dental records perfectly match yours.
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[TT] "O Pharaoh, they say they are visitors from beyond the stars, and they were wondering if-" "-For the last time, we DON'T WANT ANY MORE PYRAMIDS!"
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[WP] There's been a mistake. Instead of an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, you and your twin sibling got one of them on BOTH shoulders. What's worse, instead of arguing, they *compete* with each other.
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[PI] "Due to a rare condition, your field of vision is gradually narrowing . You know that one day you will lose your vision altogether so you go in search of the perfect image to be your last."
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