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"You have to stop blaming yourself", my psychologist said, "It's not your fault for wandering into the woods that day, you were just a child".

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I started crying when I saw that my daughter was learning to read at school.

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The whole reason why I wanted to adopt was so that my child wouldn't inherit this terrible addiction.

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I get a lot of weird requests as a sex worker, so I didn't think it was strange when a client asked if he could bring his dog along, saying that walking the dog was the only reason that his wife would let him leave the house alone.

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As I laid on the floor after a sudden blow to the head, I felt a gun pressed against the back of my skull.

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"Don't shoot, I'm a citizen of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, just like you!"

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"All a writer does is sit down at a typewriter and bleed".

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I felt a sudden joy and appreciation for life

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I would like to inform all my fans that the mods decided to ban me on the grounds that my horror stories "are too gruesome for the written page".

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The most terrifying aspect of the afterlife wasn't finding out that God didn't exist.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You have to stop blaming yourself", my psychologist said, "It's not your fault for wandering into the woods that day, you were just a child".	3534
I started crying when I saw that my daughter was learning to read at school.	3512
The whole reason why I wanted to adopt was so that my child wouldn't inherit this terrible addiction.	58
I get a lot of weird requests as a sex worker, so I didn't think it was strange when a client asked if he could bring his dog along, saying that walking the dog was the only reason that his wife would let him leave the house alone.	21
As I laid on the floor after a sudden blow to the head, I felt a gun pressed against the back of my skull.	18
"Don't shoot, I'm a citizen of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, just like you!"	14
"All a writer does is sit down at a typewriter and bleed".	12
I felt a sudden joy and appreciation for life	3
I would like to inform all my fans that the mods decided to ban me on the grounds that my horror stories "are too gruesome for the written page".	1
The most terrifying aspect of the afterlife wasn't finding out that God didn't exist.	1