/u/I_am_a_stonksman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Trampolines are fun to jump on," I convinced my friend.

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I overheard my friend saying, " OK, imma kill at security then sabotage O2."

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When we were teenagers we used to cuss a lot, very excessively too, to the point where we say the F word when we walk past each other in school.

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It's that time of spring where the red roses are blooming, the red mushrooms are a marvel and crimson dotted butterflies are fluttering .

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My husband told me to push as I was sobbing uncontrollably.

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I woke up to my alarm sounding as the sun was rising for the first day of school.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Trampolines are fun to jump on," I convinced my friend.	281
I overheard my friend saying, " OK, imma kill at security then sabotage O2."	86
When we were teenagers we used to cuss a lot, very excessively too, to the point where we say the F word when we walk past each other in school.	40
It's that time of spring where the red roses are blooming, the red mushrooms are a marvel and crimson dotted butterflies are fluttering .	30
My husband told me to push as I was sobbing uncontrollably.	7
I woke up to my alarm sounding as the sun was rising for the first day of school.	5