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I was scared shitless when they said they'd dig out my lawn to find the body I had hid.

3787 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Having had a vasectomy last year, I thought I had cheated the devil when I agreed to trade my firstborn for 1 billion dollars. NSFW

1198 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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'Well? Is it a boy or a girl?' said the excited woman when the doctor examined the bulge on her stomach.

936 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Remember Murphy's Law, like it rains the day you leave your umbrella at home?

654 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Never underestimate your opponent. Especially when they show up in a starter jet.

548 upvotes • r/acecombat
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'You're only doing this because you're after my sister!'

255 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I just noticed a crack on the wall.

215 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I finally mustered up the courage to greet my neighbor.

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I can't stop looking at the girl I love.

79 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I thought I had intestinal cancer when I saw blood in my stool.

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