/u/Idiotaddictedto2Hou's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As usual, I put the Q-Tip in my ear.

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I posted a bunch of human hearts captioned with different types of people on Instragram.

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"Ok, the wok is heated, Kyle, what's next?"

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I stopped hanging out with my kleptomaniac friend, but not because he's a kleptomaniac.

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It's an amazing thing that my 3 year old knows not to stick his hands in random things.

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My daughter happily tweeted, "Look, mommy! Tons and tons of fireworks!"

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The new restaurant had a very low number of customers, but it's fine because they make amazing pork...

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I just saw another "You want what you don't have" post, so I'm going to use the old trick against them to prove them wrong.

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I just finished a random bottle of gummies and DAMN, were they good!

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Me and my friend just taking selfies on Mars after finally getting to it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As usual, I put the Q-Tip in my ear.	9
I posted a bunch of human hearts captioned with different types of people on Instragram.	9
"Ok, the wok is heated, Kyle, what's next?"	8
I stopped hanging out with my kleptomaniac friend, but not because he's a kleptomaniac.	7
It's an amazing thing that my 3 year old knows not to stick his hands in random things.	7
My daughter happily tweeted, "Look, mommy! Tons and tons of fireworks!"	1
The new restaurant had a very low number of customers, but it's fine because they make amazing pork...	1
I just saw another "You want what you don't have" post, so I'm going to use the old trick against them to prove them wrong.	1
I just finished a random bottle of gummies and DAMN, were they good!	1
Me and my friend just taking selfies on Mars after finally getting to it.	1