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“Nonna, what are those shiny pebbles in the river under the bridge?”

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My partner and I are professional contortionists, so we’re always trying new positions in the bedroom.

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Here in Alert, Nunavut there’s no sun for months in the winter and it’s cold enough to kill.

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Darling, remember when the county fair got cow shit in the water and all those people died?

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I asked the lady at the tollbooth about those shiny rocks in the water under Conner’s Bridge.

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The doctrine states the rapture is marked by the raising of the dead.

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Price of Admission

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All my life I’ve had bad skin, peels and cracks and oil and blood.

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“Oh hush,” I chided as the president struggled against the ropes, “it isn’t the end of the world…”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Nonna, what are those shiny pebbles in the river under the bridge?”	377
My partner and I are professional contortionists, so we’re always trying new positions in the bedroom.	237
Here in Alert, Nunavut there’s no sun for months in the winter and it’s cold enough to kill.	27
Darling, remember when the county fair got cow shit in the water and all those people died?	16
I asked the lady at the tollbooth about those shiny rocks in the water under Conner’s Bridge.	8
Favourites	8
The doctrine states the rapture is marked by the raising of the dead.	6
Price of Admission	2
All my life I’ve had bad skin, peels and cracks and oil and blood.	1
“Oh hush,” I chided as the president struggled against the ropes, “it isn’t the end of the world…”.	1