/u/IgnorantInvestor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Truth be told, I always felt a little corny singing with the choir in church.

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Even though they’re kind of annoying, I’m grateful for the loud kids at the playground down the street.

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A dog barked, then a car beeped, and three seconds later, a bird chirped.

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It feels good that the women at work have me walk them to their car at night.

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As I lay on the ground, temporarily immobilized, I knew I had made a mistake - I could feel it in my bones.

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Given an infinite amount of time, 100 monkeys banging on typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare.

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As my wife slept, I watched the cigarette burn out in her hand.

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As I rode in the backseat of the police car, away from my rapist, I finally closed my eyes.

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I was disgusted by the thin, barbed worm as it wriggled its way upstream.

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After 16 days I succumbed to the hunger, biting into my frozen hiking partner and thinking, “Oh my God.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Truth be told, I always felt a little corny singing with the choir in church.	65
Even though they’re kind of annoying, I’m grateful for the loud kids at the playground down the street.	55
A dog barked, then a car beeped, and three seconds later, a bird chirped.	50
It feels good that the women at work have me walk them to their car at night.	49
As I lay on the ground, temporarily immobilized, I knew I had made a mistake - I could feel it in my bones.	46
Given an infinite amount of time, 100 monkeys banging on typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare.	37
As my wife slept, I watched the cigarette burn out in her hand.	36
As I rode in the backseat of the police car, away from my rapist, I finally closed my eyes.	31
I was disgusted by the thin, barbed worm as it wriggled its way upstream.	27
After 16 days I succumbed to the hunger, biting into my frozen hiking partner and thinking, “Oh my God.”	26