/u/IgnorantInvestor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Out of the corner of my eye, I once again saw my gym buddy flirting with the receptionist.

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“Alexa, lock the front doors please.”

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The moaning of the Undead hadn’t ceased for weeks, as they relentlessly reached through the bars of my cell, determined to dine on my flesh.

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After my wife became one of those flesh-eating monsters, it took all my strength to lock her behind the door.

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I thought going on this TV show would be a fun way for my wife and me to earn a little cash.

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After years of sleep paralysis nightmares where a thin, smiling man exited my closet and peered over me, I’d finally had enough.

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The cord was ripped from the back of my head, freeing me from what I later learned was virtual reality.

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I’ve never been so confused looking at a carton of milk.

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“Say cheese,” she said, temporarily blinding me with the flash from the Polaroid.

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After the horse bucked me, I lay on the ground, unable to move my legs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Out of the corner of my eye, I once again saw my gym buddy flirting with the receptionist.	13089
“Alexa, lock the front doors please.”	4038
The moaning of the Undead hadn’t ceased for weeks, as they relentlessly reached through the bars of my cell, determined to dine on my flesh.	1177
After my wife became one of those flesh-eating monsters, it took all my strength to lock her behind the door.	253
I thought going on this TV show would be a fun way for my wife and me to earn a little cash.	213
After years of sleep paralysis nightmares where a thin, smiling man exited my closet and peered over me, I’d finally had enough.	96
The cord was ripped from the back of my head, freeing me from what I later learned was virtual reality.	78
I’ve never been so confused looking at a carton of milk.	69
“Say cheese,” she said, temporarily blinding me with the flash from the Polaroid.	67
After the horse bucked me, I lay on the ground, unable to move my legs.	66