/u/IguanaBalls's posts
[CW] The story of how you salvaged a date-gone-wrong. But every sentence contains a color. Homophones allowed!
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[WP] A woman hears a commotion out in the yard where her husband is taking the dog for a midnight constitutional. Outside she finds the dog tethered to a 90 foot pole that wasn't there before, and her husband is nowhere in sight.
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[WP] You're awakened by guttural murmurings coming from the nursery. You rise. The dog is waiting outside the door with a knife in his mouth. He drops it, and says, "I'm so sorry. But it's time."
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