/u/Ihavelongintestines's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
My parents leave a few crucifixes in my room every night to help me go to sleep without the apparent boogie man I talk about all the time.
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I switch off the power outlet to ensure my safety and proceed to plunge my hand into my blender to remove the object that has jammed it.
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