/u/Ikichiro's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I brush my teeth twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.

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AITA for wanting to break the news to my family that April fools was yesterday? NSFW

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My wife always tells me her sleep paralysis demon would stand over the bed and watch us.

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Choosing to eat vegan ribs helps save the planet, reduces carbon emissions and promotes a healthier lifestyle. NSFW

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Approximately 700,000 people a year tragically die from undetected heart conditions.

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“Did you know, drinking too much water can kill you?” The father noted to his son. NSFW

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The door lock is old and probably needs replacing. NSFW

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“Once you pop, the fun don’t stop”, chuckled our babysitter. NSFW

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It took a while, but eventually, the kids managed to drift off, leaving me with some peace and quiet.

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I always make a conscious effort to fill my tank before making any long trips in the car. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I brush my teeth twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.	4596
AITA for wanting to break the news to my family that April fools was yesterday? NSFW	3858
My wife always tells me her sleep paralysis demon would stand over the bed and watch us.	3155
Choosing to eat vegan ribs helps save the planet, reduces carbon emissions and promotes a healthier lifestyle. NSFW	620
Approximately 700,000 people a year tragically die from undetected heart conditions.	585
“Did you know, drinking too much water can kill you?” The father noted to his son. NSFW	242
The door lock is old and probably needs replacing. NSFW	215
“Once you pop, the fun don’t stop”, chuckled our babysitter. NSFW	112
It took a while, but eventually, the kids managed to drift off, leaving me with some peace and quiet.	102
I always make a conscious effort to fill my tank before making any long trips in the car. NSFW	98