/u/IlikethequietZeppo's posts
[WP] You get a tattoo of a genies lamp. One day, you aren't paying attention and bump the spot against a piece of furniture. A genie comes out, and grants you a wish. The genie only comes out when you accidentally hit the tattoo. A new tattoo appears to represent each wish.
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[WP] The best spies aren't those people with model good looks, who work out every day. No, those are the decoys. Its people like me who do the work; middle aged, a little unfit perhaps, kind, but forgetable.
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[WP] "I see you're purchasing the 'infinity door', quite a hefty price tag on that. Place it on your own land, it will create as many furnished rooms as you desire. It won't create food, drinks, people, living creatures, or medicine, but there are always loopholes."
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[WP] You were raised to take over the world, but you don't want to. You see how hard it is for others to take care of a couple of kids. Imagine how hard it would be to take care of 8 billion people!
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[WP] They called it an apocalypse, but life was much better after for the survivors. The devout called it "The holy judgement day". I guess it was. A parasite, the Devil bug, it feeds off corrupted souls.
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[WP] It's 1am, you read "An intruder is breaking into your home. The item to you left will save you" You laugh as you look to your left; a box of tissues, an empty mug, and..." you freeze as you hear the distinct sound of your door unlocking.
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[WP] You find an old piece of paper, with what looks like song lyrics on it. After skimming through the first few lines, you notice it fits with a happy tune you know well. It's only once you finish singing, you realise it's a summoning spell. It's not just what you say, but how you say it.
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[WP] Some times the hardest question to answer is "What's your name?" Which one do you want? I have too many.
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[WP] "Is this hell?" "You're an atheist, you don't believe in hell. Besides you mortals got it wrong. There are many afterlives." "but the flames?" "never stop being amusing. Those 'good church folk' nearly die again when they see them"
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