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"The Bermuda Triangle is just a myth!" I laughed.

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My heart lept when my dog took off into the dark woods after something I couldn't see.

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Ever since my husband's suicide, my daughter has asked me to check for the monster under her bed.

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I awoke to the sound of the front door opening as my wife returned home from her second shift job.

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When I learned that my wife and I had a telepathic link, I thought I found the perfect woman for me.

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As my date and I arrived in my bedroom, I excitedly turned to the mirror to fix my hair.

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After my wife and I finished our shower together, I grabbed a Q tip to get the water out of my ear.

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My girlfriend, a lifetime cat person, excitedly offered to watch my dog this weekend.

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I opened the door to my grandmother's house and frantically informed her that her cat had run out.

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As I rushed out of bed and into the dark bathroom, I was unsure what horrors were about to erupt from my rear end.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The Bermuda Triangle is just a myth!" I laughed.	420
My heart lept when my dog took off into the dark woods after something I couldn't see.	8
Ever since my husband's suicide, my daughter has asked me to check for the monster under her bed.	1
I awoke to the sound of the front door opening as my wife returned home from her second shift job.	1
When I learned that my wife and I had a telepathic link, I thought I found the perfect woman for me.	1
As my date and I arrived in my bedroom, I excitedly turned to the mirror to fix my hair.	1
After my wife and I finished our shower together, I grabbed a Q tip to get the water out of my ear.	1
My girlfriend, a lifetime cat person, excitedly offered to watch my dog this weekend.	1
I opened the door to my grandmother's house and frantically informed her that her cat had run out.	1
As I rushed out of bed and into the dark bathroom, I was unsure what horrors were about to erupt from my rear end.	1