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My mother found a cute antique teddy bear as a baby shower gift for me.

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I'm so excited to start planting my garden with a new compost my wife provided.

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In retrospect, finding a clump of white cotton candy in the pink cotton candy bag was strange.

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I waited in line for my daily fruit rations, but they ran out when it was my turn.

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I was looking through old pictures of my dog a year after he passed.

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I grabbed my baby's arm just before impact.

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"911, what is your emergency?"

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My dog has been barking non-stop ever since we moved into a new house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother found a cute antique teddy bear as a baby shower gift for me.	2834
I'm so excited to start planting my garden with a new compost my wife provided.	84
In retrospect, finding a clump of white cotton candy in the pink cotton candy bag was strange.	28
I waited in line for my daily fruit rations, but they ran out when it was my turn.	25
I was looking through old pictures of my dog a year after he passed.	22
I grabbed my baby's arm just before impact.	7
"911, what is your emergency?"	5
My dog has been barking non-stop ever since we moved into a new house.	1