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I just KNEW my neighbors were trying to keep the best swimming spot for themselves by putting up "NO SWIMMING!" signs along the edge of the property.

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I have been planning this camping trip with my toddler all week, and I remembered to pack everything we would need for our trip.

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The woman screamed and fought me as I quickly tied up her arms and legs with rope.

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I heard a sound and turned to see my eldest daughter stood at the back door, knocking while smiling at me through the glass, her muffled voice saying that she lost her key and if I could come get the door for her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just KNEW my neighbors were trying to keep the best swimming spot for themselves by putting up "NO SWIMMING!" signs along the edge of the property.	503
I have been planning this camping trip with my toddler all week, and I remembered to pack everything we would need for our trip.	1
The woman screamed and fought me as I quickly tied up her arms and legs with rope.	1
I heard a sound and turned to see my eldest daughter stood at the back door, knocking while smiling at me through the glass, her muffled voice saying that she lost her key and if I could come get the door for her.	1