/u/ImTheAverageJoe's posts
[WP] You were nervous when you found yourself surrounded by Fae, but quickly learned to rethink your biases. Turns out the baby-snatching, loophole exploiting trickster fairy is all propaganda perpetuated by their magic rivals, the elves.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] Supernatural except it's Dan Avidan and Arin Hansen. They take hunting about as seriously as they do a playthrough on Game Grumps.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You, a teen with mind reading abilities, have this one classmate that you always tune in on during class because of how entertaining their train of thought is. But when you decide to actually try and befriend them, you aren't sure how to explain why you think the two of you would get along.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Some genies go the monkey's paw route. Others just give people exactly what is asked and let whatever happens play out. Then there's the Negotiator Genies who sit down with people and discuss every wish's realistic consequences to give everyone the best possible outcome.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You'd heard rumors that the dragon in the heart of the mountain had a weakness to music. When you went to its lair and played a song, the dragon adjusted its glasses and responded "Not bad but you need to warm your voice up properly for those lownotes. Join me in some vocal exercises, alright?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] In another universe, Bruce Wayne was the one to die in the alley, leading his father to become the Batman and his mother to become the Joker. Unfortunately, Thomas and Martha forgot to file for divorce before going on their new paths, leading to chaos on the home front and in the streets.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] Luke and Leia were raised and trained as siblings, and knew the truth about their heritage from the start. Gaining a bit of their parents' sass (along with Kenobi's), the twins decide to troll both the Sith Lords and the Imperials the entire war.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] 30 AD: To an outsider looking in on that day, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was a great tragedy. But to Jesus, a divine, omnipotent being older than time itself who planned the event from start to finish, it was all like being an actor on a stage. Even the pain and anguish of torture.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] As an immortal genie, you hold no malice towards people who try to get around the rules of the lamp. In fact the ways they come up with different word choices to get more wishes or break the rules is kinda endearing. You thought you had seen everything, but today's wisher really took the cake
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Stars in your eyes, you used your genie wishes to be able to mimic any voice perfectly, to be able to convincingly act any character or emotion, and for the ability to always know the right thing to say in any given situation. Now you've got all the governments trying to recruit you as a spy.
Mark as read: Add to a list