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As the school shooter came closer I only thought of one thing while pulling out my gun.

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It is well known the Devil is pure evil and the best manipulator.

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Driving in my car, I noticed a family happily crossing the street.

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I love when my school does lock down drills.

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Everybody in the lab cheered as we had finally achieved immortality.

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I awoke in a warm dark cave, scared and clueless, I decided that my best option would be to claw my way out.

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C'mon, quit being such a pussy, I told myself.

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My barber told me to close my eyes, so thinking he didn't want hair in my eyes, I complied.

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The walls can talk.

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It seemed no matter how clean my contact lens and hands were, it just wouldn't stop burning whenever I put it in!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the school shooter came closer I only thought of one thing while pulling out my gun.	219
It is well known the Devil is pure evil and the best manipulator.	126
Driving in my car, I noticed a family happily crossing the street.	71
I love when my school does lock down drills.	65
Everybody in the lab cheered as we had finally achieved immortality.	44
I awoke in a warm dark cave, scared and clueless, I decided that my best option would be to claw my way out.	41
C'mon, quit being such a pussy, I told myself.	31
My barber told me to close my eyes, so thinking he didn't want hair in my eyes, I complied.	25
The walls can talk.	18
It seemed no matter how clean my contact lens and hands were, it just wouldn't stop burning whenever I put it in!	15