/u/Immortalunusannus's posts
[WP] Long ago Excalibur was melted down and made into a butter knife with all its properties in tact. You now fight crime with your magical butter knife.
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[WP] Never get into a fight with an Earther. They are conditioned in 1G from birth. You will never build that kind of strength out here. But if you have no choice, wrestle. It’s better to be ragdolled than to have your orbital shattered by the first punch.”
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[WP] You wake up one morning to the sweet smell of a home-cooked breakfast. You go into the kitchen and find the table full of your favorite breakfast dishes. You sit down to eat and go to thank your mom, only to come to the realization that you’d just moved into your new apartment last night
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[WP] You’re a peasant who’s house has been raided hundreds of times by adventurers passing through. So, you built a defense so they would stop stealing from you. One thing led to another, and your house is now a dungeon and you’re the final boss.
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[WP] It’s your job to fix any breaks or damage to the fourth wall, wether they be minor hints that cause a dent or parts of the wall being entirely shattered. However, as fourth wall breaks become more frequent(people are loving it apparently), you are getting sick of doing your job.
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[WP]Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, beacause she doesn't know what your father was"
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[WP] You’re a mermaid who’s fallen in love with a human that you’ve been observing for a long time. You wish to speak with them and confess your feelings but there’s a language barrier between you and them. They speak in a phonetic language, you speak in music.
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[WP] You’re awoken by a god saying, “Hi, I’ve accidentally written your life into a plot hole and can’t get you out.”
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[WP] You start waking up every morning with strange red markings on your face. They always fade away after about an hour, so you think nothing of them. However, the markings soon begin to grow increasingly complex - going from simple lines streaking your cheek to elaborate, detailed symbols
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[WP] When a person dies, their soul lives on through others memories. This has led to Earth being overpopulated with ghosts who just want to pass on, tied back by the people they once knew. You are a ghost who is only here because a single person still holds a massive grudge.
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