/u/ImperialArmorBrigade's posts
[WP] One of your coworkers is a 2.2m, 100kg tarantula named Phil. Phil is... hard to look at, frankly. But Krystal has been trying to get him fired. Phil doesn't deserve that so you're taking him to HR to help file a discrimination complaint.
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[WP] The “evil emperor” is actually a really nice guy. He just has a jerk of a messenger who changes the context of his orders ever so slightly.
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[WP] The galaxy is a dark and lonely place. "First Strike Diplomacy" reigns out of fear. Few species survive even 300 years after developing interstellar travel. When humans entered the galaxy, we were the first species confident enough in war to ask someone "Are you sure you want to do this?"
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[WP] There is a real-life demon inhabiting your basement. It is savage, bloodthirsty, and completely immortal to human means. You have a truce with it only because it is frightened of something in your attic. You have never found anything up there.
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[WP] A corporate interviewer, under investigation by HR for biased hiring, MUST hire the next person to avoid suspicion. But that person just so happens to be a person FORCED to apply who is trying to bomb their interview on purpose.
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[WP] The new Emperor cannot be stopped. He is ageless, has unfathomable wealth, and cannot be killed by any known means. However, rebel spies in his government says an ancient enemy of his lay buried, many kilometers into the mantle in a solid metal sphere- a simple creature, and his only weakness.
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[WP] This hotel is strange, to say the least. Few ever check in or out, and those guests you see stay for long periods of time. There is no pool, but when asked you are supposed to direct people to the third floor. You are not to make eye contact with the cleaning staff. Pay is nice.
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[WP] Hell is not a "prison" that God sends those who aren't loyal or faithful. It is more akin to the "quarantine" box that He sends corrupted files. Anomalies that quantum physics naturally develop are rerouted here. Occasionally, this will include people.
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[WP] “The goddess of humanity was the smallest and gentlest of all the races’ guardian deities... How did humans become the most destructive species?” “They looked into an infinity of malicious gods and declared that they would protect her. And now she lives in fear of her children.”
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