/u/ImperialArmorBrigade's posts
[WP] Despite loving pets, the new family dog has been weirding you out. It seems way too smart for just being found on the side of a road. While alone with it for a moment, you say "I know you're a shape-shifter." From a shadow it faces you, and you hear a voice say "I'm not hurting anyone."
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[WP] Superhero vigilantism is not allowed. All service to the public good is either through the Justice Department Enhanced Response Bureau or the US Marine Corp Special Abilities Brigade. SuperVILLAIN work... is always freelance.
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[WP] You're in a government super-hero "cleanup" team. Not the aftermath... you "clean up" the heroes themselves when they "go bad." Today, a super that can generate matter from their subconscious has taken psychedelic mushrooms.
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[WP] "I'll tell you what, kid," says Death. "I actually like you, and to be fair, you've got a pretty good reason to keep living. So if you settle one of my old gambling debts, kill the last person to trick me out of death, his immortality is yours. Fair warning though, he spent his time wisely..."
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[WP] Tired of the crows violently harassing you on your morning walk to work, you bring a peace offering of seeds. Before you can even begin spreading them on the ground, one flies up and eats from your hand. “See? Friends!” You say. “Frieennndss” it replied.
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[WP] It’s been over an hour since you were bit, and you still haven’t turned into a zombie. You’ve also been oddly nonchalant about the whole thing. Your group is starting to suspect you werent human to begin with.
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[WP] There are no angels or demons, its just that residents of the afterlife had split into two factions for most of history. But there are a LOT more now- clowns, heavy metal bands, gardeners, a nationless military, burger enthusiasts…
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[WP] The sad truth of a world with superheroes and villains is that those who were already socially included: the attractive, popular, strong and confident were more likely to be the heroes. The Nerds, geeks, losers, and outcasts almost always become the villains.
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[WP] The trouble with humans, you see, is they’re sort of the opposite of a “hive mind.” The more they’re pushed together, the more they fracture. They are the first documented case of “anti-emergence.”
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[WP] Humans were kicked out of the existing Galactic Federation for such controversial statements as "You shouldn't do that, there's life on that planet," and "But that's slavery!" and "Dear God, Where is your EMPATHY!?" All at once, we remembered that war is, sometimes, excusable.
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