/u/Impossible_Bank_5702's posts
When men and women started falling from the sky, it was noted that their suicides always seems to result in the death of another.
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After removing what I thought was a splinter from my finger during my jog in the woods, I straightaway forgot about it.
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It's so difficult being a host for the Gods, for what meat and drink can impress beings as old and powerful as they are?
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"Well," my doctor said as he removed my cast, "you won't need to worry about that bone fracture anymore."
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After inhaling a draft of the most delectable wine, I asked the waiter "what year is this bottle from?"
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The boy loved reading Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books, and this newest one where you read from the perspective of a monster was exhilarating.
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Babies are such wimps, crying "wah! Wah! An eldritch beast stands above my cradle, father, and it won't stop staring at me!"
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