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When I go get a haircut, I feel obligated to like the barber's work, regardless of the actual result.

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"Yeah, tell me what you want, what you really, really want," she screeched along, incorrectly, with the words on the karaoke machine.

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[MAR23] As the man we called a Saint stumbled back into town after removing all the snakes from our land, we fell to our knees to thank him and begged for his name.

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When man learned to fly on their own, it was a fad for a couple centuries before ending abruptly.

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I'll be honest, I have a foot fetish. NSFW

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As my family got together for our group picture, I could see the monster directly behind the cameraman smile.

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My long distance relationship with my fiance has been very difficult but worth it.

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I've always felt a connection to snakes.

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"We're amazed you survived that long lost in space, Captain, because our reports show the rest of your crew died of thirst starvation several years ago!"

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Something was wrong with the food, you could tell by how my family was coughing up blood and developing strange yellow spots all over their bodies.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I go get a haircut, I feel obligated to like the barber's work, regardless of the actual result.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
"Yeah, tell me what you want, what you really, really want," she screeched along, incorrectly, with the words on the karaoke machine.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR23] As the man we called a Saint stumbled back into town after removing all the snakes from our land, we fell to our knees to thank him and begged for his name.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
When man learned to fly on their own, it was a fad for a couple centuries before ending abruptly.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I'll be honest, I have a foot fetish. NSFW	8	TwoSentenceHorror
As my family got together for our group picture, I could see the monster directly behind the cameraman smile.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
My long distance relationship with my fiance has been very difficult but worth it.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I've always felt a connection to snakes.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
"We're amazed you survived that long lost in space, Captain, because our reports show the rest of your crew died of thirst starvation several years ago!"	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Something was wrong with the food, you could tell by how my family was coughing up blood and developing strange yellow spots all over their bodies.	1	TwoSentenceHorror