/u/IndependentTheory36's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Why does God allow His greatest creations to suffer so much?", we cried.

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Life isn't fair; I was designed to save lives in the hands of surgeons.

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"We just found Jeff dead in the lunch room", the HR screamed.

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I laughed it off when the salty kid told me he knew my address after getting destroyed in CoD.

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As the train entered the station, the kleptomaniac quickly swiped the laptop the absent-minded idiot had left behind on the bench.

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As I gunned down the last demon and blinked, I realized I was looking at the bullet-ridden walls of my vacant room.

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For my first wish, I asked the genie to let me forever experience reality as it REALLY was.

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She said, "time for dinner" and I thought, "pizza".

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She said, "time for dinner" and I thought, "pizza".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Why does God allow His greatest creations to suffer so much?", we cried.	1595
Life isn't fair; I was designed to save lives in the hands of surgeons.	300
"We just found Jeff dead in the lunch room", the HR screamed.	156
I laughed it off when the salty kid told me he knew my address after getting destroyed in CoD.	66
As the train entered the station, the kleptomaniac quickly swiped the laptop the absent-minded idiot had left behind on the bench.	27
As I gunned down the last demon and blinked, I realized I was looking at the bullet-ridden walls of my vacant room.	9
For my first wish, I asked the genie to let me forever experience reality as it REALLY was.	8
She said, "time for dinner" and I thought, "pizza".	8
She said, "time for dinner" and I thought, "pizza".	1