/u/InfiniteEmotions's posts
[WP] Frustrated by how your phones keep breaking you order a new phone. You see a listing for a new phone called Magic, and order one. After you get it you're walking down the street when you get a text: Go into the bank.
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[WP] The princess has just discovered that the knight and dragon are working together to defraud the kingdom. She wants in.
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[WP] You're trapped and are being hunted by a serial killer. Fortunately, you have an expert on your side. The little known, almost never celebrated Final Guy.
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Humans are wonderful to have on board a ship. Their ability to pack bond with any species--organic or inorganic!--provides a warm, supportive atmosphere for your ship. Their ability to pick up even the faintest of hostility has saved many lives and ships. But! They must not know they are pets!
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[WP] You are an epidemiologist studying a pandemic. You make a shocking discovery: the virus you are studying is not only sentient, but accidentally killing people as it tries to communicate.
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You are the lead animal tamer at a zoo. There is no animal you can't tame. One day, a subordinate bursts into your office and says, "The unicorns are rampaging again!"
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"The book says to never, under any circumstances, attempt to befriend one." "True." "Okay. Okay. Have we learned anything?" "Yes." "What did we learn?" "The people who wrote the book are idiots. The demon just wants hugs and belly rubs."
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