/u/InfiniteEmotions's posts
[WP] "The hardest part about running the mermaid exhibit is keeping the mermaids from eating the guests. You'd think that, after the first couple, the guests would stay on their side of the fence, but nooo. They have a right to go anywhere they want. And I'M the one who gets in trouble!"
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[WP] "You're doing that human thing." "What human thing?" "That human thing where you see a deadly predator and go, 'Friend shaped! Come join my found family!'"
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[WP] It is the last battle. The hero and the dark lord are locked in combat. You carefully aim your spell. Success! Now all you have to do is grab the two babies and escape before the rest of the hero's party shows up.
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[WP] After seeing the media that humans produce, an alien force decided the best way to defeat them would be to create and send hostile creatures to do that for them. Unfortunately for the aliens, the creatures were furry, and humans can pack bond anything.
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[WP] You stare at the three eyed, horned creature with wings on your kitchen table. Then you turn to your new roommate and say, "When you said that things sometimes follow you home, I thought you meant cats and dogs."
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[WP] Day 43: It's not my imagination. I have proof on my phone. The house is changing when I sleep. And there's something wrong with my roommate. I finally saw her in front of a mirror and her reflection didn't match. Or look human. Please, send help.
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[WP] Your child has always had a habit of bringing home strays. The newest one to follow your child home is a dragon.
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[WP] You were a tyrant who used your immense magical power to conquer nations--and then you retired. You live on a farm with your loving wife and three children, the oldest of whom has your power and wants to rule the world.
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[WP] "It is better to be friends with the humans than their enemies. Even the meekest, weakest of them can turn into vicious monsters when threatened, but they will give their all to protect a friend."
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