/u/InfiniteEmotions's posts
[WP] When you were a kid, you never thought it was strange your mother could pull whatever was needed at that moment from her bag. Now that you're all going through the apocalypse, you have some questions...
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[WP] You have gained the ability to understand animals. One day while you're in the park you hear a couple of dogs talking to each other. "Phase one of the infiltration is complete. The only thing standing in our way are the cats."
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[WP] "Hey, Mom? I need some advice. Somehow, the kids built a time a machine, and, well...Mom, they brought something back and I just don't know how to handle this."
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[WP] "Captain? Do you remember the order to drop the human off on the planet with the rejected monster experiments?" "Yes, is it dead yet?" "No. See, the human appears to have pack bonded with them." "Impossible!" "Yes, Sir. And now they are forming a union."
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[WP] "No, we really don't have a problem with the goblins. They're the best trading partners ever. They offer us gold, silver, and jewels and all we give them is food. They don't even ask for spices."
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[WP] Everyone thinks you're a brave explorer, fearlessly going into the unknown to find temples, treasures, and artifacts. No one believes you when you tell them that you just keep getting lost and can't help picking up shiny things...
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[WP] Your coworkers laugh at you for going to work armed with a sword, bow, and dagger. After all, you just work in the library. But you know better. The books are trying to kill you.
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[WP] You have suffered under the abuse of your cruel stepfamily for far too long. Now your fairy godmother has arrived to get you to the ball--but she's drunk and turns one of the mice into a ball guest and you into a coachman.
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[WP] You receive a new type of bath bomb in the mail. You like the scent, so you use it. In the middle of your bath your legs turn into a tail and a stranger in a lab coat comes in and says, "Success!"
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[WP] It's official. Cities have been wiped off the map, entire time zones drop in and out of being at random intervals, and every major nation in the world is getting alien invasions every other week. A taskforce has been created to cure the Anime Protagonist Syndrome Epidemic.
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