/u/Invernessia's posts
[WP] In ancient times soothsayers were employed to cleanse construction lumber of vengeful dryads. But since Enlightenment nobody believes their wood is haunted. So instead of arguing, you simply switched to your lucrative side job of "exorcising" haunted houses.
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[WP] While forced to attend a party by your parents for an arranged date, your possessive childhood friend appears and makes it clear that NO ONE is getting between you two EVER again.
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[WP] As you ride your bicycle through autumnal snow an ethereal angel sat down lightly on the rear bike rack, brow creased with concern. "Want to switch the bodies back?"
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[WP] As a real psychic, you phone in on a psychic show about communicating with the dead to tell the "psychic" host what you see is happening
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[WP] “Sir we need a place with enough energy to refuel our ship, otherwise we'll run out of fuel before we warp” “Don't worry, according to our intel, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..."
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[WP] One day, you received an email from YouTube recruiting you as a “video connoisseur” where you choose YouTube videos which appears on a person's YouTube recommendations list. But as you begin, you realized the person you're assigned to is no other than the President of the United States.
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[WP] YOU ARE THE EARTH'S GREATEST HERO, BUT EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT. MEANWHILE A TOTAL VILLAIN TAKES ALL YOUR CREDITS. HOW WOULD YOU AVENGE YOUR EGO?
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