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After months of being haunted by this "thing" that runs up and down my stairs and making me feel like Im losing my mind, I finally had enough and snapped, lunging at it as I heard it coming up the stairs, crashing onto the floor.

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"I never expected them to be this stupid" I thought, angrily, holding my wife and infant daughter in my arms.

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The vaccine worked and cured 90% of all infected.

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I watched my kids play in the backyard, a bottle of beer on one hand, my wife's on the other, thinking how much I love this.

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With my last ounce of strength, I summoned the will to push my thoughts back to my past self to tell him this was a big mistake.

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As a dad I thought I would have a father's instinct - able to move at lightning fast speeds to protect my child.

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My friends admitted that my idea to watch the baseball game from the top of the factory was brilliant.

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I got so fed up with learning about an artist's painting that I went back in time and sabotage his work.

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I quietly got out of bed in the middle of the night.

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The dooms day reset device was just inside that shed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After months of being haunted by this "thing" that runs up and down my stairs and making me feel like Im losing my mind, I finally had enough and snapped, lunging at it as I heard it coming up the stairs, crashing onto the floor.	1147
"I never expected them to be this stupid" I thought, angrily, holding my wife and infant daughter in my arms.	114
The vaccine worked and cured 90% of all infected.	43
I watched my kids play in the backyard, a bottle of beer on one hand, my wife's on the other, thinking how much I love this.	42
With my last ounce of strength, I summoned the will to push my thoughts back to my past self to tell him this was a big mistake.	14
As a dad I thought I would have a father's instinct - able to move at lightning fast speeds to protect my child.	9
My friends admitted that my idea to watch the baseball game from the top of the factory was brilliant.	5
I got so fed up with learning about an artist's painting that I went back in time and sabotage his work.	3
I quietly got out of bed in the middle of the night.	1
The dooms day reset device was just inside that shed.	1