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"Remember, you need to be asleep before Santa comes, otherwise you won't get your surprise!"

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The most recent time he punched me, my boyfriend wept as he promised that he loved me and that he would never, ever do it again.

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There are certain lies that are OK to tell a child; the Tooth Fairy, Santa…

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"Cross my heart and hope to die,"

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Growing up in rural Ireland, I had been told about the Banshee but I never believed in her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Remember, you need to be asleep before Santa comes, otherwise you won't get your surprise!"	3132
The most recent time he punched me, my boyfriend wept as he promised that he loved me and that he would never, ever do it again.	1
There are certain lies that are OK to tell a child; the Tooth Fairy, Santa…	1
"Cross my heart and hope to die,"	1
Growing up in rural Ireland, I had been told about the Banshee but I never believed in her.	1