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[WP] "Welcome everyone, congratulations on dying. Please follow the yellow line and fill out the forms handed to you so that we can determine your optimal afterlife experience."

159 upvotes

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[WP] "My lord, I realize that you enjoy each other's company greatly, but declaring a war every Saturday just to have an excuse to meet for a peace conference, is putting undue stress on our neighbours."

144 upvotes

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[WP] Due to a typo in the contract, you have apparently sold your "sole" for supernatural favour.

85 upvotes

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[WP] There is "Bad with directions", and then there is you: "Lost in a small patch of forest outside of town for the past several years now"

74 upvotes

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[WP] Turns out, everyone in the survivor group got bit by zombies, and hiding it from everyone else.

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[WP] The word of the king is law. So when he disappeared and left a letter saying "Went on vacation. Back in a month. Alan is in charge until then.", his pet alpaca became the lawful ruler... until next month anyway. And so, we arrive at the current state of affairs.

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[WP] The Dark Lord tries to be feared and evil, but the decisions always end up benefitting the domain and populace, causing a constant rise in fame and adoration.

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[WP] Both God and Satan got kicked out of their dens by their respective missuses, and are crashing at your place for now.

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[WP] Turns out, the best way to keep the protagonist contained is with endless but non-repetitive sidequests.

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[WP] "How is it going?" "He just had a staring contest with a rock. He won."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Welcome everyone, congratulations on dying. Please follow the yellow line and fill out the forms handed to you so that we can determine your optimal afterlife experience."	159
[WP] "My lord, I realize that you enjoy each other's company greatly, but declaring a war every Saturday just to have an excuse to meet for a peace conference, is putting undue stress on our neighbours."	144
[WP] Due to a typo in the contract, you have apparently sold your "sole" for supernatural favour.	85
[WP] There is "Bad with directions", and then there is you: "Lost in a small patch of forest outside of town for the past several years now"	74
[WP] Turns out, everyone in the survivor group got bit by zombies, and hiding it from everyone else.	65
[WP] The word of the king is law. So when he disappeared and left a letter saying "Went on vacation. Back in a month. Alan is in charge until then.", his pet alpaca became the lawful ruler... until next month anyway. And so, we arrive at the current state of affairs.	65
[WP] The Dark Lord tries to be feared and evil, but the decisions always end up benefitting the domain and populace, causing a constant rise in fame and adoration.	62
[WP] Both God and Satan got kicked out of their dens by their respective missuses, and are crashing at your place for now.	60
[WP] Turns out, the best way to keep the protagonist contained is with endless but non-repetitive sidequests.	56
[WP] "How is it going?" "He just had a staring contest with a rock. He won."	54