/u/Iron-Waffle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "You appear to be having trouble with the invasion of an inferior species. Do you require assistance?"
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[WP] "In other news, scientists are now broadly in agreement that the recent inexplicable changes to the world are due to someone gaining access and admin privileges to the console of existence. They urge the perpetrator to exercise at least a modicum restraint and common sense."
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[WP] The local witch does the "turn everyone into their halloween costumes" curse. Everyone seems... rather chill with the situation though.
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[WP] The ancient wizard makes a reappearance after a thousand years. After the standard round of magically learning the current language, and disguising the tower as a normal tall building, puts out a "seeking apprentice" ad, and is left wondering why there is no tide of applicants like usual.
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[WP] The Dark Lord is trying to be a paragon of Dark Lords, but somehow every plot, no matter how vile and evil, ends up causing happiness and rainbows for everyone.
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[WP] "So, this is the fancy wine we got to celebrate the conquest?" *nod* "And this is... was... the blood of the Abyssal One, bane of the gods, father of all demons, lord of unicorns, and master of the outer realms?" *nodx5*
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[WP] You have finally done it, a portal to Hell itself! At long last, the perfect bin/incinerator combo. Hell is less than pleased though.
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