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I always knew female spiders ate their mates after the act.

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When the doctors said the mass wasn't brain cancer, I was relieved

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An old man once told me that the perfect woman doesn't exist.

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I cried as walked my daughter down the aisle to give her away.

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There are over 1,200 species of spider in the United States, yet only four have a bite lethal to humans.

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I sought only to immortalize my beloved in a work of art.

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"Your money or your life!" the thief demanded at gunpoint

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Everybody's excited to hear about my new baby brother!

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When I rose with the Zombie horde, I took no pleasure in eating human flesh.

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I was excited when I went into labor with our first child.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always knew female spiders ate their mates after the act.	5044
When the doctors said the mass wasn't brain cancer, I was relieved	613
An old man once told me that the perfect woman doesn't exist.	326
I cried as walked my daughter down the aisle to give her away.	96
There are over 1,200 species of spider in the United States, yet only four have a bite lethal to humans.	78
I sought only to immortalize my beloved in a work of art.	76
"Your money or your life!" the thief demanded at gunpoint	60
Everybody's excited to hear about my new baby brother!	38
When I rose with the Zombie horde, I took no pleasure in eating human flesh.	34
I was excited when I went into labor with our first child.	33