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I was worried suicide would land me in Hell...

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This first date was perfect; he even called us a taxi back to my place...

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Once at the morgue, I inevitably burst into tears upon identifying my wife’s corpse....

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After years of our seemingly ill fated, never-ending story, I was finally reunited with the love of my life, my soulmate.

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Working the night shift at an ER can be a thrilling experience...

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Some might say that jumping in your sleep means that angels have come to blissfully take you up to heaven.

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They say good things come to those who wait...

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People were shocked when he got reinstated for a second term...

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As a server of God, I could not fathom why our creator decided to take my blessed eyesight away but, as of this moment, I can only praise his name in song...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was worried suicide would land me in Hell...	4935
This first date was perfect; he even called us a taxi back to my place...	122
Once at the morgue, I inevitably burst into tears upon identifying my wife’s corpse....	66
After years of our seemingly ill fated, never-ending story, I was finally reunited with the love of my life, my soulmate.	41
Working the night shift at an ER can be a thrilling experience...	26
Some might say that jumping in your sleep means that angels have come to blissfully take you up to heaven.	23
They say good things come to those who wait...	17
People were shocked when he got reinstated for a second term...	16
As a server of God, I could not fathom why our creator decided to take my blessed eyesight away but, as of this moment, I can only praise his name in song...	13