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I opened my eyes to a message on the wall, "Run before they wipe your memory".

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As the forensics team began their examination, they found "-n me" scratched into the floor, obstructed by the dead body.

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They told me if I complete this post that I will get to live.

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James Longhorn, a crew member of the ship that got swallowed by the black hole, was the only person ejected from its event horizon.

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Having been convicted of murdering his son, the man was escorted to prison as his weeping wife fell to her knees.

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I wrote to the clown "You can scare my child as a prank" before he came to my daughter's party.

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Nathan Fields, the only survivor of the space shuttle torn up by the black hole, was asked by reporters about the incident in another press release.

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My friends and I, being the punks we were, started knocking on random doors and running away.

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"She went to heaven now" the priest said, which gave me closure as I finally accepted that my daughter probably died.

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I woke up to a large laughing audience , sat on a man's lap and incapable of moving my body.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened my eyes to a message on the wall, "Run before they wipe your memory".	9519
As the forensics team began their examination, they found "-n me" scratched into the floor, obstructed by the dead body.	9209
They told me if I complete this post that I will get to live.	1851
James Longhorn, a crew member of the ship that got swallowed by the black hole, was the only person ejected from its event horizon.	892
Having been convicted of murdering his son, the man was escorted to prison as his weeping wife fell to her knees.	814
I wrote to the clown "You can scare my child as a prank" before he came to my daughter's party.	426
Nathan Fields, the only survivor of the space shuttle torn up by the black hole, was asked by reporters about the incident in another press release.	202
My friends and I, being the punks we were, started knocking on random doors and running away.	201
"She went to heaven now" the priest said, which gave me closure as I finally accepted that my daughter probably died.	175
I woke up to a large laughing audience , sat on a man's lap and incapable of moving my body.	165