/u/ItsAPmyBros's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A child pointed at me and said pig, pointed at another person and said rice and pointed at this tall guy and said human. I confronted her

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My mother said my little sister is an Angel.

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Loaded my gun with 15 silver bullets and went for hunting

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How do we legally get rid of animals by killing them?

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And Always remember to brush your teeth before you sleep.

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I posted something on r/TwoSentenceComedy

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When I was 9, I imagined veteran telling me victorious tales of wars,

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I have no friends

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I am 3 and I made coffee for my family!!!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A child pointed at me and said pig, pointed at another person and said rice and pointed at this tall guy and said human. I confronted her	353
My mother said my little sister is an Angel.	42
Loaded my gun with 15 silver bullets and went for hunting	16
How do we legally get rid of animals by killing them?	7
And Always remember to brush your teeth before you sleep.	5
I posted something on r/TwoSentenceComedy	5
When I was 9, I imagined veteran telling me victorious tales of wars,	1
I have no friends	0
I am 3 and I made coffee for my family!!!	0