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My girlfriend came downstairs, ready for our date, and I asked her, “What’s your perfume? It smells wonderful!”

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I’m teaching my daughter how to shoot guns with these new life sized dummies.

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I like to touch mirrors sometimes and see how close my fingers get to touching.

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After spending what felt like an hour to get the cap to pop off with a screwdriver I took a small break.

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I told mom that I couldn’t wait to spend the week at dads house.

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There was a knock at the door and my husband went and answered the door.

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When I heard the riots had started I prayed to God to ask for peace among the violence.

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These past few days were pretty good but today my health took a major decline so I went to the doctors office.

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I thought I was being chased so I asked a lady to be pretend to know me and she agreed.

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When I heard the riots were starting I prayed to God and asked Him to stop the violence.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend came downstairs, ready for our date, and I asked her, “What’s your perfume? It smells wonderful!”	477
I’m teaching my daughter how to shoot guns with these new life sized dummies.	265
I like to touch mirrors sometimes and see how close my fingers get to touching.	236
After spending what felt like an hour to get the cap to pop off with a screwdriver I took a small break.	99
I told mom that I couldn’t wait to spend the week at dads house.	8
There was a knock at the door and my husband went and answered the door.	5
When I heard the riots had started I prayed to God to ask for peace among the violence.	4
These past few days were pretty good but today my health took a major decline so I went to the doctors office.	3
I thought I was being chased so I asked a lady to be pretend to know me and she agreed.	1
When I heard the riots were starting I prayed to God and asked Him to stop the violence.	1