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My new job as a graveyard groundskeeper is actually quite relaxing.

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In order to put an end to the uprising, the government decided to distribute mincemeat pies to the impoverished free of charge.

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The whole world watched on television with joy as the astronaut stepped on the first interstellar planet visited by humans.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new job as a graveyard groundskeeper is actually quite relaxing.	306
In order to put an end to the uprising, the government decided to distribute mincemeat pies to the impoverished free of charge.	5
The whole world watched on television with joy as the astronaut stepped on the first interstellar planet visited by humans.	1