/u/JTFalo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Jesus said to them, 'Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you do not have life within you.' NSFW

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I usually find joy eating meat, because images of their happiest moments flood my mind -- clucking with their family, dancing in mud, frolicking through the fields.

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A few years ago I was diagnosed with a medical condition -- I remember all my dreams and can't always distinguish them from memories.

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Turns out, I did not have the power to stop time.

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"Achoo!"

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When my hot pregnant friend asked me to come over and "take care of her," and promised me her husband wouldn't ever know, how could I resist? NSFW

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After stalking the adopted little girl for months, I was overjoyed when the moment I was waiting for finally came.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jesus said to them, 'Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you do not have life within you.' NSFW	380
I usually find joy eating meat, because images of their happiest moments flood my mind -- clucking with their family, dancing in mud, frolicking through the fields.	252
A few years ago I was diagnosed with a medical condition -- I remember all my dreams and can't always distinguish them from memories.	112
Turns out, I did not have the power to stop time.	30
"Achoo!"	13
When my hot pregnant friend asked me to come over and "take care of her," and promised me her husband wouldn't ever know, how could I resist? NSFW	1
After stalking the adopted little girl for months, I was overjoyed when the moment I was waiting for finally came.	1