| Portion Control | 2443 | | | | |
| My husband called me a Volvo | 1980 | | | | |
| MAID Services | 1858 | | | | |
| Stare Straight | 1855 | | | | |
| Tonight I learned the importance of balance in an ecosystem. | 1541 | | | | |
| Beep! | 1316 | | | | |
| The Security Blanket | 1184 | | | | |
| Pecking Order | 1006 | | | | |
| "This is your Captain speaking.." | 813 | | | | |
| Remember to check the back seat. | 785 | | | | |
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