/u/Jack-the-Knife's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's hard being a registered sex offender in a community full of families.

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It's hard being a registered sex offender in a community full of families.

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Even though she was raped, I've always wanted to be an uncle so I'm still excited that my sister is pregnant.

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Twinkle twinkle little star, We watched the airlines from afar.

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There’s nothing more terrifying than peering through the window at night and seeing a face staring back at you.

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As I presented the two severed heads to her, she wrapped her arms around me and kissed me deeply

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"If you experience and erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your physician."

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She loves me; she loves me not; she loves me; she loves me not

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"People aren't afraid of the dark; they're afraid of what's hiding in it."

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"Sorry for doodling in this book, sitting in the library for 4th period is just boring."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's hard being a registered sex offender in a community full of families.	98
It's hard being a registered sex offender in a community full of families.	82
Even though she was raped, I've always wanted to be an uncle so I'm still excited that my sister is pregnant.	70
Twinkle twinkle little star, We watched the airlines from afar.	70
There’s nothing more terrifying than peering through the window at night and seeing a face staring back at you.	61
As I presented the two severed heads to her, she wrapped her arms around me and kissed me deeply	47
"If you experience and erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your physician."	38
She loves me; she loves me not; she loves me; she loves me not	37
"People aren't afraid of the dark; they're afraid of what's hiding in it."	36
"Sorry for doodling in this book, sitting in the library for 4th period is just boring."	33