/u/JackTheBehemothKillr's posts
[WP] A person, unseen by coworkers, went to the bathroom. While on the throne they napped. Unobserved and unobservable they underwent a massive shear in causality. They awoke in a bathroom that was not the one they entered, in a building that was not their job, on a world that may not be theirs.
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[WP] You are darkness. You are the night. Moving silently and unseen. At least until humanity started augmenting themselves. Now no one knows what to do with you.
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[WP] Satan actually gets most souls through hyperbole, but doesn't tell you he's accepted your deal till later. One day you say "I'll be damned if I save everyone." You meant your study group, Satan took it literally.
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[WP]You never had a bad birthday. As a kid you never had a bad Halloween or Christmas. You begin to realize that any holiday celebrating some aspect of you only gives you good luck.
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[WP] Hitler's body was never found because just before death you stole him away to the future to face justice. Without knowing it, you've started a new business.
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Your first use of your time machine is to capture Hitler in his bunker and bring him to the future for justice. This starts a new business model.
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