/u/Jackviator's posts in /r/humansarespaceorcs
Human anatomy is so fucking WEIRD!!! …Why can’t they just have chitin, exoskeletons, tentacles, exist as sentient beings of pure data, or other NORMAL things???
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Humans enjoy “sending a message” via extreme violence (even towards non-sapient (or even non-sentient) species that literally can’t comprehend said messages.
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Humans using psychoactive substances will result in one of three things: chaos, ideas for innovations beyond the reach of even the most gifted of sapient minds, or both.
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Despite their fearsome reputation, all it really takes to restrain your average human isn’t chains and manacles, but a small fluffy animal placed on their lap (This goes double if said animal falls asleep).
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It is commonly theorized that humans emit some form of psychic field around them. This is pretty much the only acceptable explanation for why they are A: able to pack-bond with basically anything, and B: able to get even the most reluctant of individuals around them to do so as well.
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