/u/Jackymon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the apartment fell silent, I was relieved that my wife was finally able to soothe our baby after hours of non-stop crying.

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No matter what we did our baby would not stop crying for hours on end so we took her to the hospital desperate for help.

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I was utterly confused when my friend complimented the cool pattern on my socks.

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Having just awoken to the cries of my baby daughter, I checked on the baby cam and saw my wife attending to her.

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[AUG22] "Go ahead do your best, not like you can castrate a eunuch anyway" I taunted, after my kidnapper said he'll make me completely sterile.

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[JUL22] Unable to hold it in any longer, I begrudgingly sat down on the only available porta-loo, doing my best to ignore the floating fragments from the previous user.

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[JUL22] I cried out in pain to Jupiter for help as the soldier cut off another finger

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[AUG21] "You've been a very naughty girl so we will have to punish you as per usual" said my mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the apartment fell silent, I was relieved that my wife was finally able to soothe our baby after hours of non-stop crying.	5417
No matter what we did our baby would not stop crying for hours on end so we took her to the hospital desperate for help.	97
I was utterly confused when my friend complimented the cool pattern on my socks.	73
Having just awoken to the cries of my baby daughter, I checked on the baby cam and saw my wife attending to her.	33
[AUG22] "Go ahead do your best, not like you can castrate a eunuch anyway" I taunted, after my kidnapper said he'll make me completely sterile.	25
[JUL22] Unable to hold it in any longer, I begrudgingly sat down on the only available porta-loo, doing my best to ignore the floating fragments from the previous user.	23
[JUL22] I cried out in pain to Jupiter for help as the soldier cut off another finger	15
[AUG21] "You've been a very naughty girl so we will have to punish you as per usual" said my mother.	3