/u/Jadarken's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am tired because my wife sleepwalks a lot and I have to take her back to bed every time.

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"Mom, why do we all have clothes on in the shower?"

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"Your wife already took them home", said the childcare worker.

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"Goodnight honey and sleep tight" my mother said as she lulled me in her arms.

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Three-month long sailing trip around the Pacific was amazing.

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Every night I see shape of a human behind my window

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My team managed to receive a message from an another galaxy in plain English.

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Three years ahead will be better than last three

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am tired because my wife sleepwalks a lot and I have to take her back to bed every time.	1448
"Mom, why do we all have clothes on in the shower?"	421
"Your wife already took them home", said the childcare worker.	301
"Goodnight honey and sleep tight" my mother said as she lulled me in her arms.	22
Three-month long sailing trip around the Pacific was amazing.	15
Every night I see shape of a human behind my window	13
My team managed to receive a message from an another galaxy in plain English.	3
Three years ahead will be better than last three	2