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“It’s not my fault, she was sending mixed signals!” NSFW

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My eyes filled with tears as my daughter approached the altar in a fine white dress, the very same one her mother had worn.

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They snatched up a knife and sawed off my limbs, leaving me immobilised and dying.

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[MAY22] She thought that lying in a bathtub filled with rose petals and oils would help her unwind.

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[MAY22] Dying in the hospital bed, the doctor told my best friend about my incurable sickness.

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Copper had always been her favourite element, since she was young.

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[AUG21] As a punishment for lying, Mother made me stay home instead of going to the play centre.

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[MAY22] They always say that, in a busy life, you should always stop to smell the roses.

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“Remember when I was little and put copper coins in my mouth?”

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My landlord threatened to kick me out if I didn’t get rid of the nails I keep lying around.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“It’s not my fault, she was sending mixed signals!” NSFW	478
My eyes filled with tears as my daughter approached the altar in a fine white dress, the very same one her mother had worn.	45
They snatched up a knife and sawed off my limbs, leaving me immobilised and dying.	44
[MAY22] She thought that lying in a bathtub filled with rose petals and oils would help her unwind.	42
[MAY22] Dying in the hospital bed, the doctor told my best friend about my incurable sickness.	25
Copper had always been her favourite element, since she was young.	22
[AUG21] As a punishment for lying, Mother made me stay home instead of going to the play centre.	22
[MAY22] They always say that, in a busy life, you should always stop to smell the roses.	16
“Remember when I was little and put copper coins in my mouth?”	15
My landlord threatened to kick me out if I didn’t get rid of the nails I keep lying around.	14