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The gravekeepr instructed the new guy to tie bells around the corpses' ankle to tell them apart from the living.

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I laughed when my sex doll looked so realistic that a mosquito actually bit into it. NSFW

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After years of imprisonment under the Nazi concentration camp, I cried in joy when the Allied troops came to liberate here.

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As a skyscraper window cleaner, I was pretty sure that nothing would scare me.

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"Oh God..." my victim cried before I put a bullet in his brain.

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Ever since I gave my dog a set of speaking buttons, he would always press "outside."

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As I turned off the lights and went to the bed, a big scary monster slowly crawled out under my bed.

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After my death, I didn't even expect I would enter Heaven.

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As fast and strong vampires ran toward me, I closed my eyes and fired a gun at my head.

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I was so happy and ready to pass on when the Grim Reaper told me that my dog was waiting in Heaven.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The gravekeepr instructed the new guy to tie bells around the corpses' ankle to tell them apart from the living.	12730	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed when my sex doll looked so realistic that a mosquito actually bit into it. NSFW	5435	TwoSentenceHorror
After years of imprisonment under the Nazi concentration camp, I cried in joy when the Allied troops came to liberate here.	5230	TwoSentenceHorror
As a skyscraper window cleaner, I was pretty sure that nothing would scare me.	2235	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh God..." my victim cried before I put a bullet in his brain.	1572	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever since I gave my dog a set of speaking buttons, he would always press "outside."	593	TwoSentenceHorror
As I turned off the lights and went to the bed, a big scary monster slowly crawled out under my bed.	538	TwoSentenceHorror
After my death, I didn't even expect I would enter Heaven.	468	TwoSentenceHorror
As fast and strong vampires ran toward me, I closed my eyes and fired a gun at my head.	432	TwoSentenceHorror
I was so happy and ready to pass on when the Grim Reaper told me that my dog was waiting in Heaven.	422	TwoSentenceHorror