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After I kidnapped my victim, I frantically dismembered him, pulled out the instestines, and chopped his head off.

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Completely broke and with nothing more to lose, I tried to sell my soul to the Devil.

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Someone stole my kidney.

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As bloodthirsty aliens were about to attack me, I raised my laser gun at them.

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Because someone kept stealing my watermelons, I put up a sign that says 'One of them is poisoned.'

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Everyone laughed at me and my work in a sewing class, so I decided to put some extra effort.

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I cheered as the monster started to walk away in frustration as my salt circle made me completely untouchable.

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Dad said I will be a big sister soon.

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I sneezed as I worked by myself in an old, dusty mannequin warehouse.

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I was once taken to an orchestra of the Nutcracker.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I kidnapped my victim, I frantically dismembered him, pulled out the instestines, and chopped his head off.	36
Completely broke and with nothing more to lose, I tried to sell my soul to the Devil.	35
Someone stole my kidney.	32
As bloodthirsty aliens were about to attack me, I raised my laser gun at them.	32
Because someone kept stealing my watermelons, I put up a sign that says 'One of them is poisoned.'	30
Everyone laughed at me and my work in a sewing class, so I decided to put some extra effort.	30
I cheered as the monster started to walk away in frustration as my salt circle made me completely untouchable.	28
Dad said I will be a big sister soon.	27
I sneezed as I worked by myself in an old, dusty mannequin warehouse.	26
I was once taken to an orchestra of the Nutcracker.	24