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When my girlfriend told me she had a high body count, I asked her how she could sleep with so many different people.

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Paying for her items, she turned away from the stroller for just a moment.

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She loves me, she loves me not, Jack muttered in his brain

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I was relieved when the police told me they had a suspect in my rape five years before.

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Thrashing and screaming, I lay naked on the table, pinned down by half a dozen women, surrounded by dozens more.

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[May23] He thought being crucified was the worst torture he could endure.

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Our search party had been trying to find 5 year old Abigail in the woods all day, and we were taking a break for lunch.

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Ben, Jack, Philip and I went to the woods to play.

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“Finally, I’ll be rid of this horrible cystic acne”, thought Megan, as she raised the cheese grater to her cheek.

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My boyfriend always leaves a meal in the fridge for me, keeps the house snug and warm, and he has the BEST body I’ve ever seen on a man.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my girlfriend told me she had a high body count, I asked her how she could sleep with so many different people.	1819
Paying for her items, she turned away from the stroller for just a moment.	17
She loves me, she loves me not, Jack muttered in his brain	15
I was relieved when the police told me they had a suspect in my rape five years before.	12
Thrashing and screaming, I lay naked on the table, pinned down by half a dozen women, surrounded by dozens more.	6
[May23] He thought being crucified was the worst torture he could endure.	4
Our search party had been trying to find 5 year old Abigail in the woods all day, and we were taking a break for lunch.	4
Ben, Jack, Philip and I went to the woods to play.	1
“Finally, I’ll be rid of this horrible cystic acne”, thought Megan, as she raised the cheese grater to her cheek.	1
My boyfriend always leaves a meal in the fridge for me, keeps the house snug and warm, and he has the BEST body I’ve ever seen on a man.	1