/u/Jakeh7494's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was visiting my mother’s grave one evening when her bell suddenly started ringing.

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When the artist revealed the caricature he drew of me, I was shocked to see that he chose to depict me as a demon.

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I swerved in a desperate attempt to avoid the tri-axle truck coming right at me.

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After opening the bedroom door to find my wife mid-orgasm, I quickly shut the door to let her finish.

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It was my first day at my new construction job, so I went inside to wait for the other guys to show up.

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I was dumbfounded when the district attorney said that my fingerprints were found on the murder weapon.

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They say that death brings people closer together, but for my family it did the opposite.

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“Please cure my daughter”, I asked the genie, referring to my daughter’s brain cancer.

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“Ready or not Daddy, here i come!” Emily shouted.

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After spending my entire life being a devout Christian, I was confused when I was lowered to the gates of Hell after death.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was visiting my mother’s grave one evening when her bell suddenly started ringing.	67
When the artist revealed the caricature he drew of me, I was shocked to see that he chose to depict me as a demon.	67
I swerved in a desperate attempt to avoid the tri-axle truck coming right at me.	62
After opening the bedroom door to find my wife mid-orgasm, I quickly shut the door to let her finish.	59
It was my first day at my new construction job, so I went inside to wait for the other guys to show up.	58
I was dumbfounded when the district attorney said that my fingerprints were found on the murder weapon.	58
They say that death brings people closer together, but for my family it did the opposite.	57
“Please cure my daughter”, I asked the genie, referring to my daughter’s brain cancer.	49
“Ready or not Daddy, here i come!” Emily shouted.	48
After spending my entire life being a devout Christian, I was confused when I was lowered to the gates of Hell after death.	43